The Simple mechanics of a Tinopener?

They just dont work cry

I want my custard now! crybaby

I'd comfort you, but I think I'll just curtsey instead.

Tinopeners are government conspiracies. I don't know what for. It just sounds good.

cry the tin is just staring at me

Smack the b!tch up.

droolio ok

ever tried those fancy ones, seriously I dont think any of them work.