Alias Neo's Crap Advice

give me your proplems and i'll give u some crap advice

p.s
use pretend proplems if possible

OK, why?

So my friend's got this Gi-normous girlfriend who is quite possibly the biggest b!itch in the world. how do i get them to break up?

Real problems or pretend ones?

Real problem: I'm ill and tired and have to write two essays tonight.

Pretend problem: I'm pregnant with yerssot's baby

Originally posted by Linkalicious
So my friend's got this Gi-normous girlfriend who is quite possibly the biggest b!itch in the world. how do i get them to break up?

show your friend pictures of thin girls, and he will be put off

Originally posted by Raz
OK, why?

people have proplems
and i have advice

Originally posted by Phoenix
Real problems or pretend ones?

pretend

oh...mine was a real problem. And thin girls don't work...i already got him to hook up with one.

More pretend Phoe problem's: My cat is eating my foot

Originally posted by Phoenix
More pretend Phoe problem's: My cat is eating my foot

cook some cat food in the shape of a foot, and throw it into a room, then lock the door

Im posting in a stupid thread, what should i do?

call the creator of the thread an idiot

Ok. You're an idiot! 😛

cry

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