Things you might want to know....or might not....
1. Coca-Cola was originally green. I like it the way it is now
2. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history
a. Spades - King David
b. Clubs - Alexander the Great
c. Hearts - Charlemagne
d. Diamonds - Julius Caesar ....who cares
3.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 .....i wish i had that much money
4. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle; If the horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; If the horse
has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.....and the moral of that story is???????
5. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
Answer - All invented by women......show offs
6. The only food that doesn't spoil is honey....that explains y u never hear of bees dying of starvation
7. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.....no oral sex for him...poor fellah
8. A snail can sleep for three years.....lazy bastard
9. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from
each salad served in first-class.i magine how much they could have saved by just serving a glass of water
10. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump....i so needed to know that
11. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated....sure about that????
12. Michael Jordan gets more money from Nike annually than ALL of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined....maybe they should play basketball then
13. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death...whateva
14. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'....good for him
15. The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night....that's the people that sleep with thier mouths open
16. The electric chair was invented by a dentist....and u wanna know y people are afraid of dentists???
17. The most common name in the world is Mohammed....no wonder there r so much terroists
18. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.....ok
19. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States....maybe i should relocate
20. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English Language....i can think of better things to do with my tongue
21. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants....they never heard of birth control?
22. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match....wow
23. Most lipstick contains fish scales.