Top 25 Signs You’re Dating a Dork
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1. “Sorry honey, not tonight… I’ve got to conserve energy for tomorrow’s LAN party.”
2. Used L33T as dirty talk.
3. Wanted to legally change their name to that of a favorite Dungeons and Dragons character.
4. Asked you to dress up as a video game or anime character… for sexual purposes.
5. Shown off a “lucky” video game hat.
6. Instead of a cigarette after sex, they crave video games.
7. The phrase “Is that an inhaler in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” loses all its allure because it really is an inhaler, and you know they need it after sex.
8. Set their cell phone ring-tone to a video game theme song.
9. They communicate with you more frequently through your Live Journal, or blog, than they call or even e-mail you.
10. Argued that a night of letting you watch them play video games is a bona fide date.
11. Bought you the latest video game system for a special occasion.
12. Read a fantasy series based on a Role-Playing Game.
13. Played a Role-Playing Game based on a fantasy series.
If this classifies as a double-date, you're definitely dating a dork!
14. Given a detailed response to the question “What’s your favorite Star Trek movie?”
15. Named every minor character in the Star Wars Movies.
16. Read more than one web-comic on a regular basis.
17. Accidentally called you by a fictional character’s name.
18. …during sex.
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20. Made a caricature of how you would look as drawn by the Japanese.
21. Named video game characters after you and/or given you a nickname after a video game character.
22. Complained that they couldn’t make it to the midnight showing on opening night of Lord of the Rings… they were stuck going to the 12:01 showing.
23. Explained that they would rather spend the same amount of money to buy you an “engagement computer” instead of an engagement ring.
24. Argued with their friends over who would make the better Padawan Learner: Elijah Wood (as Frodo Baggins) or Toby McGuire (as Spiderman).
25. All their previous love interests before you were made of pixels.
i have to say i am guilty for some of these acts, like no.16 and no.8. what about you guys?