What will Yoda's Final Words be in ROTS?

its was originaly naboo, but when Yoda farted, the extreme midichlorian count that was released into the air mutated all the surrounding area. This happens all the time with jedi, although they can usualy control it, sometimes under deep presure they just let fly. He also farted in a cave. You can tell because of the original liines for ep 5

Luke: Theres something... foul in there
Yoda: Safety

Exactly. And its not the sith that killed the jedi, it was yoda's fart but yoda was so embarressed that he blamed the sith.

after all the jedi except ob1 and yoda are slaughtered, anakin is now darth vader and the galatic empire spreads through the galaxy a lone ship flys over dagobah and on it yoda talks to obi1 with reasurring comments......
Yoda:Told you I did! HAHA!! Thats two thousand credits and 4 deathsticks.

Obi1😄ammit (he sniffs the air)what is that

Yoda😖afety hehehehe

thats why Vader needs the assissted breathing gear. It wasnt lava that messes him up, he cought a whiff of yoda's ass, and it scarred his lung tissue. He just dove into lava to get away from it.

HAHAHA (rolls on floor) OMG Darth subjekt OMG OMG

yodas last words well see for yourself!

Oneday the Jedi rise again they will Obi-wan until then hide and wait we must.

Yoda: "There.......... is another.....Sky.....walk....er.."

Obi-Wan: "Maybe you should take your cane out of your ass"

Yoda: "Oh. There we go. There is another Skywalker".

"Failed with Skywalker, you feel you did?"

Obi-Wan nods, "Yes."

"Chose not his path, did you," he said as Obi-Wan regained the slightest smile. "Train his son, when the time is ready, you will. Our best hope he is, watch over him you must, and train him when the time comes."

Obi-Wan nodded and left his master with a warm hug as the ship began to take off.

"Take care master," Obi-Wan said.

"Worry not, Obi-Wan. The force is with us yet," Yoda said looking at baby Luke he turned to walk away, to hide.

not too bad, but you did the backwards talk a little too much. IMHO

A very Dave Chapelle-esq "Oh Snaaap"

"Obi-Wan nodded and left his master with a warm hug as the ship began to take off. "

THERE'S NO HUGGING IN STAR WARS! besides he would have to bend completely over to hug him.

Fallen, the Jedi have. Anakin's offspring,the last hope for the galaxy, they are. Crap,I must.

In Episode 2, Obi-Wan goes to visit Dex at the diner, and what do they do? They hug. There is so hugging in Star Wars. And so what if he had to bend over, are you implying that it would be difficult for him to do or something?

Darth Subjekt you're right, too Yoda, have I attempted to be.

Its all good....yea OB1 should pick up yoda like a little stuffed animal and throw him inthe air and catch him.lol just carry him around like a baby.....anyway.....

Not even been said on script yet it should be Yoda:Young Luke Skywalker is our last hope

Who says Yoda even HAS the last word?

If anyone wants to know, Mace Windu`s last words are :

Mace: "You can explain the difference after he's dead."

It`s been confirmed by Josh Griffin.

*Obi-wan runs away from imperial clonetroopers.
Just as he reaches his ship, he is hit by a blaster bolt.
He groans and battles against his foes.
After a long and painful fight, obi-wan falls next to his spaceship completely exhausted.*

* After a short while, the "holocommunicator" on Obi-wans ship activates. Yoda calls him...*

Yoda: "Obi-wan.... Obi-wan!"

*Obi watches as the holo-thing draws a foggy image of yoda into the air*

Yoda: "To Tatooine you will go."
Obi-wan: "Tatooine?"
Yoda: "Luke you will find there , your last chance for redemption..."
Obi-wan: "yoooda..... *grunt*"

*Bail Organa comes and rescues Obi-wan. Shortly after he faints due to his injuries*

Redemption?? Explain please. How does Obi 1 need redeeming it's anakin that fall's to the dark side not him. Unless he is held acountable beacuse anakin was his padawan. Although it could be argued in that case that it was really QGJ's fault as it was he who insisted anakin was trained....

Wayne...