I just bought a double cheeseburger and small fry at Mickey D's. I haven't eaten any fast food in about a year. Today, however, i was sitting at the laundromat waiting for my clothes to finish when this guy came in with some Mcdonalds. It smelled so goddamned good. During the next twenty minutes the only thing i could smell was Mcdonalds. So, after i left the laundromat i embraced temptation and bought me a double cheeseburger. I didn't even leave the parking lot. I pulled over and tore that wrapper open and begun to drown my senses in MSG goodness. At first i was like, "wow, you know what, i dont know why i swore off fast food, this shit aint that bad, infact it's orgasmic." Not ten minutes later i felt nauseated. It was one of those sensations where you feel that you are on the brink of puking. If you really wanted to, you could blow chunks.
So, yeah, fuk Mcdonalds