Whats the LAST thing you purchased?

Only 5? Pfft, someone was desperatemhm

Not as desperate as the

Spoiler:
sexual fluid

You say it like its a bad thingmhm

It is when they wind up dead the next morning dodgy

Its not my fault if they dont call out the safe worddodgy How am I supposed to tell the difference between dying and having an extremely good orgasm, they just lurch up all of a sudden and close their eyes....god...

Some cognitive intelligence.

How do you explain the stiffness then?
And I dont mean yours hoe mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
How do you explain the stiffness then?
And I dont mean yours hoe mhm

😂 disgust

Pfft, I push them off the bed and go to sleep by that timemhm

Now now, let's not exaggerate, we all know that soiled mattress under the offramp of the highway is no bed no2
Wishful thinking darling.

I like to pretendcry

Remember what the police officer said the last time you were "pretending" all over that sleeping bag lady ermm

Always offer money first, I know I know...weep

No sweetie, I didn't say what your mother said about going out on dates, I said police officer....dodgy

😂

That's it? ermm

Yeah I got owned there, need time to recoverermm And I have to eat now so I cant make a coolio postmhm

I'm sure she'll wait a few mhm

a bar of soap for my girlfriend

Rummy.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Groceries : bread, milk, cake mix and cake frosting, a coke, eggs and some batteries.