Whats the LAST thing you purchased?

A box of indeterminate origin.

a giant brown purpled-veined dildo

Nothing indeterminate (or edgy) about that.

A present for someone herbvin

Chips

sattelite receiver

pizza

Sammich fixings.

A brownie from Pizza Hut which I still have some left.

Also the dinner buffet of Pizza Hut.

I'm actually about to buy a fleshlight.

lunch, I think.

root beer float and tater tots

Bought a small generator for a friends mom who got her electricity knocked out by a downed tree and the repair guys won't get to it for a week or more because she's just a little bit outside city limits.

me i went to the cafeteria with some friends bought cola and coffee and
i lost a lot of games we played that day there was no luck

flowers

A couple of foot longs from SUBWAY.

spark plugs and oil for the lawnmower.

Some groceries at Aldi's, some Burger King, and then some weed.

Chili cheese fries.

A can of chicken and stars soup.