Empty Threats

Here is a thread where people can make empty threat towards each other. Mine, fr instance, are alway going to border on the insane. Example....

I will burn your livestick if 300 coconuts are not delivered to my house by sundown!

I will crack your skull with a bat.

I'm going to batter you with a fish for making this thread 😠

Here is raz. fish

I am going to stalk you, Raz, until you confess your undying love for me and impregnate me, twice.........

I will infect your computer with a virus......then take over the world!

Oh wait...this is empty threats thread....oh poo....i just gave away my plan 😖

im going to kill u all if i dont recieve a million dallors from each of u in the next 5 minutes ok GO

Dude, your mom.

time up be expecting it 😈

D .. uhh
BLAH !

I will take all the chix in KMC and have s3x with them... if you dont do... nothing.... 😂

I will dance upon your burning body while drinking a dry martini

I will plant a flower on Mars and name it "Mars" then take over Animal Crossing!!

..Wait, this isn't the "What's your plan for world domination?" thread, is it?

You gave me a great idea....

I will sit on your face and fart for an hour!

I will slap with you a platypuss!

i will throw my laptop at you !😛

I'm coming round to do some gardening!

im ready for the snow blowing
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