Misquote the person above you

Started by Fëanor94 pages
Originally posted by Commander Foxy
No....😬 doctor said my hemorrhoids should go down in a week

Originally posted by Fëanor
I have a flyswatter fetish 😮

How does that work???!?!?! 😑

Originally posted by Coldfire
How does that thing between my knees work???!?!?! 😑

Didn't they teach you that in Health class?

Originally posted by Impediment
I taught the 13 year old girls a little something special in Health class 😖hifty:

Dude, that's not right 😱

Originally posted by Coldfire
Dude, that's too big 😱

I'll try to be gentle.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
I'll try to be gentle with your cat.

You can't have my cat! shock

Originally posted by Coldfire
You can't have my cat! shock I am eating it!

😱 You are NOT an animal friend.. 😈

Originally posted by Commander Foxy
😱i was just beating my meat to your post
as was i... as was i.

Originally posted by bigbran
Lets see I think I gonna do to the dumpster to look at some food..And if I find sum food I will take it home! 😊

😱

😆

Originally posted by Commander Foxy
god my cousin looks good today!!
i would agree! 😎

Originally posted by bigbran
I would agree! 😎 Now I will go to the Dumpster again...Or maybe take sum harsh...hmm

Originally posted by Commander Foxy
does anyone else think gary coleman would look hot in a thong?
what the hell is wrong with you?
and yes...

Originally posted by bigbran
I enjoy eating children. And I enjoy Mariah Carrey's music
You disgust me

Originally posted by Strangelove
You disgust me
well the second part was true, and the first part.....maybe.

Originally posted by Strangelove
i slept at neverland ranch!
not cool!! 🙁

Originally posted by bigbran
even though I am Canadian, I have never said 'eh?'
How unpatriotic!

Originally posted by Strangelove
i hate cats...

umm... 😕 you do??

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
wait a second this isnt my house???? 😕

no its my house

but you are welcome to stay if you wish

Originally posted by shyguy
bark bark

...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Do you want a back rub?
No, I don't take back rubs form guys. no2 😛