Indiana Jones IV

Started by Sadako of Girth96 pages

Does that banana have coconut husks..?

Yes, coz he's cool.

I thought so.

💃

Yes.... hes definitely holding husks.

But hes not doing much clap-clopping with them.......hes just waving them about a lot.

But in rythm.

Yep. It might sound convincingly horselike if he brought them together.

Lemmy try... 💃

*whinney*

😂

An impressive rendition.

Thanks.

Now....fetch us.........

.........a shrubbery.

Ni?

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Someday lad, all this will be yours?
- What? The curtains?

God: "What are you doing now?"

King Arthur: "Averting our eyes, oh Lord."

God: "Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!"

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
bravely ran away away...

..Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

That's... quite enough for now, lads.

She turned me into a newt..!!! But I got better.........

There are those who call me...... Tim?