Originally posted by Impediment
😂 Whats your woman wearing on her head? And what is that bottle you're holding? Is that a Jaeger bottle?
Oh, yes. Everyone upfront has 750's, I've got the $35 1 liter bottle. Alison's dawning a chip bowl..I've got the nerd glasses, Matt Cole has the bug glasses, and The Chom has some wacky ass Billy Bob teeth.
I heart my new friends. Including Jagermeister. Ice..cold..Jagermeister in any form. Jagbombs, dirty Jagbombs, Jagbombs with sugar free Red Bull, I can't recommend..we ran out of Jagmeister last night..and I think I was able to stomach one shot of E&J VSOP Brandy..holy shit, I was floored..
Pfft..since I obviously have no ****in' shame anymore..check out last night's alcholic death toll..
..and to think, before 3 weekends ago, I hadn't drank in 10 years. I've obviously been missing out on a lot! LOL! I don't even care if I look stupid, I had a great time.
Everybody calls me "Krang" (TMNT) now, because apparently I was laying on the couch, talking about how I felt like a brain without a body..like, I knew what I was saying..and could somewhat coherently form sentences..but couldn't move my body.
I'm more of hard stuff man myself. I prefer liquor over beer.
Beer: Anything Mexican or from the Islands.
Liquor: Anything with Rum in it. preferably Baccardi.
Whiskey: Crown Royal
Vodka: Absolut
Mixed drinks and cocktails:
Crown Royal w Ginger Ale
Absolute w Cranberry juice or str8
Cuba Libre
Rum Runner
Planter's Punch
Mai Tai
Sex on the Beach
Amaretto Salad
Whiskey Sour
Cherry Bomb
Kamakazi
Suicide
Call a cab
Peach Mimosa
I could go on forever....
Remember this little rhyme and you'll always have fun fun time...
'Liquor before beer you're in the clear,
beer before liquor you're never sicker' ✅
Originally posted by C-Dic
I heart my new friends. Including Jagermeister. Ice..cold..Jagermeister in any form. Jagbombs, dirty Jagbombs, Jagbombs with sugar free Red Bull, I can't recommend..we ran out of Jagmeister last night..and I think I was able to stomach one shot of E&J VSOP Brandy..holy shit, I was floored.
Sugar free Red Bull is open booty juice. I can even smell E&J without ralphing. I can drink Jager right out of the bottle, no problem. What's a "Dirty" Jagerbomb? I don't think I've ever heard about that one yet.
Originally posted by C-Dic
....and to think, before 3 weekends ago, I hadn't drank in 10 years. I've obviously been missing out on a lot! LOL! I don't even care if I look stupid, I had a great time.
10 years? Wow. Quite a dry spell there. Any reason why you didn't drink for a decade? Alcohol makes for stupid and wacky times with your buds. If I tried to post some pics of my best alcoholic moments, I'd proably get banned. 😂