What's YOUR plan for world domination?

Started by Lord Soth3 pages

What's YOUR plan for world domination?

Here's mine...:
1. I will assemble an army of radioactive rodents, living blenders, and D&D nerds
2. I will recruit Michael Jackson, Martha Stewart, Yanni, and Raffi as generals in my army
3. By this point, the world will run from me in terror
4. I will infiltrate and take over areas such as Easter Island, Madagascar, and Antarctica
5. I will inform the UN that I now control the world
6. They will unwittingly surrender their countries, assets, and armies to me

7. AND THEN I WILL BE THE SUPREME RULER!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!

Ive been planning world domination for sooo long!!

I cant release my plan yet though!! 😖hifty:

We gleefully await your genius, you masterful b!tch you 😆

I plan on marrying Lil B if she lets me, that way I can be with her as she rules the world. 🙂

Nothing feasible

PSYCHO!!!... lol. j.j

I will attack the world with pizza, nothing like having a faceful of pizza sauce to make you surrender 😊

Originally posted by Lord Soth
We gleefully await your genius, you masterful b!tch you 😆

Yeah baby!! You know it! 😮‍💨

i will place a super virus
like the Terminator .. except program that ass holes to obey my commands 😄

when you're all bowing down b4 me, then i'll let you know... 😛

I will unleash my A.B.C.N.T.F. upon my enimies and they will be victorious because the stink of coolness

btw A.B.C.N.T.F. means Anti Bacon Commando Ninja Task Force

😂
👆

Well I'm not planning on world domination but I will be second in command when my friend does. He is very political and he sounds very serious about ruling the world. He talks about how once he becomes president of the U.S., he will pry on taking over the U.N. by any means necessary. Once ruler, he will divide up the world for his friends to govern. I already have claim to all of Europe (except for Spain), Argentina, and the National Basketball Association 🙂. From there he will carry out his ultimate goal as ruler of the world: 'Dumb Genocide.' He will keep only enough dumb people to do our manuel labor. The useless "dumb people" will be executed... 😄

i will stand in the cornor and watch the wrold gettging taking over then i will kill the leader and have his place...why should i have to do all the work

i shall unleach my lil sister on you then you shall all bow down to me

then i will set my little sister on to you...then you shall bow to me lol

ill set my other siter on your sister and then you shall both bow to me

then i will set my brother on to your sister then you shall all bow to me put that in your pipe (i have 7 brothers and sisters hahahaha)

then i shall have to resort to my deadlist wepon.................................

my MOM..............

she shall sit on you all and there will be no need to bow

i will go and surrender i wont fight your mother i bow to you
*bows* lol