smeagol the poet?

o.k check this out smeagol was a hobbit like creature before he donned the ring, as such you would expecty him to now a little about rhymes and songs, but not this "hobbit" i dont know maybe he was asleep in school or somthing but eaten does not rhyme with web : caught in a web.........soon you'll be.....*running out of ideas* oh eaten??????

he should have been able to come up with somthing better than that like soon you'll be dead.

Yes, but eaten is so much more painful than dead.

Unless it was death by big pointy rocks or something like that, but I'd say death by giant spider isn't on my top ten list of "ways to go".

mmm....not a bad topic there my nazzy.

erm, lol I dont have a clue, I wouldnt dare look at his eduactional records.

lmao me either