Tee hee

Yep, youve guessed it........i'm drunk.

who wants to have a crack. Oh my god I've got chocolate all ovr the keyboard. Ha!

Man i'm drunk.

I'll have a crack please.

Wow, drunk AND can still use a computer! Thats some skill!!! Please teach us o' Great One.

Hold on, I'm gonna walk down the take-away. I'll leave he comp on so my name will still be on the top of the screen.

Who want something while I'm there?

😂 You ARE drunk! 😂

Anyway, bring us back some of those popadoms.

he is drunk and can still spell which I can't seem to manage to do. Mind you I can't usually spell when sober either so never mind! I'll go back to my learning how to talk to poeple

So I've been told!

Well practice your comm thingie here! Makes sense doesn't it 😉

I'm getting a curry, but you can dip your naan in it if you wish. 😄

Man I feel sick, I'd better go soon before I pass out.

Oh yes, a couple more beers wouldn't go amiss 😉

I'm all outta beer but I have got some 25 year old JD if you want some. I'm enjoying this short knowing its as old as I am. 😮‍💨

🙄

Is Julie feeling left out? Here have some beer.

No thanks, I'm too young to drink.

Jules, I'd like to apologise for my behaviour right now. If I get a little frisky just slap my face and I'll be good. 😉

Ahh thats a shame.

Here have some coke.

*slaps Mech*
hehe, couldn't resist 😈

Raz raz raz raz raz, I've told you before and I'll tell you again....

Just say no.

(Grange Hill reference for those under 20 and outside the UK)

and you think that I will get it now?

hey you don't have to be over 20 to get grange hill references thank you!

*starts to whistel innocently*

Yeah, some of us catch repeats 😉