USA vs UK

Started by frodo34x27 pages

Not necessarily.

There are neds *shivers*

And Dundonian *shivers*

And Aberdonians *spazzes out*

ah yes and which one are the people that roll the R so extremly?

Just watch Snatch and Lock Stock

They are the ones made up by evil English propoganda merchants

I will do that. But aren'T that americans that try to fake being british?

Oh I see, I like the rolling R thingy though.

And saying shite, don'T want to forget aboot that.

Probably, but they do a damn good job of it, and htey're great movies.

I will watch them and than I will talk all bad british and stuff and feel cool.

Steal peoples Hubcaps
Keep second hand watches on the inside of your coat
Join a street gang

Then people will think your from London.

And I don'T even have to talk? Thats grrrret. Notice the r rolling and the missing a all like ewan macgregor.

Originally posted by frodo34x
Steal peoples Hubcaps
Keep second hand watches on the inside of your coat
Join a street gang

Then people will think your from London.

You dont steal hub-caps. You steal the dustcaps... then its more funny.

Oh, and wear the following if you want to seem scottish:

Kappa Tracksuit
Burberry Cap (tilted Back)
Sovereign Rings
Big Cheap Gold Jewellery, preferably with your name on it.

Carry a bottle of 'BUckfast' tonic Wine

Speak in a high voice.

Won't I look like lil jon just not black then?

Okay, to be from Leicester:

Ride a BMX everywhere
Hang on corners outside off-licenses
Steal dust-caps
Wear obviously fake designer clothes
Be a ned
Act like your hard
Always say 'come on then'

To be a Ned, just follow my steps (about the Kappa etc)

reminds me off this simpson episode, where they split springfield and Kent BRockman was talking aboot east springfield.
Anyway whaat if i want to fake to be from wales?

Oh wait... try to be black... not a racist comment, a lot of people round here really do act like that.

I can do that, so try to be hard and to be black like stupid white boy method, Ali G like?

Originally posted by 42Bardock
I can do that, so try to be hard and to be black like stupid white boy method, Ali G like?

Kind of, but in a way more pathetic and less funny way.