whos ever gotten caught by their parents doing the nasty

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol ya ive almost been caught spankin the monkey too, lol watd ur mom say napalm

Moms a 40 year old christian. what do you think?

:0

*screams*

oh wow, ya that must have been harsh, she give you the speech

i hate those speechs!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh wow, ya that must have been harsh, she give you the speech

Yeah she would have But I would have said "It dosent say 'thou sal not spanky thy monkey' in the bible"

good answer

lol nice argument

good come back!

No, but it does talk about how you shouldn't ejaculate outside of your wife's body.

Originally posted by Mane
No, but it does talk about how you shouldn't ejaculate outside of your wife's body.

yeah

does it?! Where?!

quick quick we need to counter that

Well with a little luck she wouldn't know that part

😂

* runs to get perminite marker and the bible * 😖hifty:

Originally posted by spidergrl
does it?! Where?!

Leviticus

Must check that out! 😖hifty:

i got caught yanking the plank a couple of times.

SO embaressing

whoah i got caught kissing this lass and my parents thought it was my girlfriend but when i told them she was just a friend they didn't believe me