Do my bidding.

Started by Arsenal6 pages

*Jumps on Pretty Cat*

Look, I must go- I'll be back later.
(makes big sad symbiote eyes)
Maybe then someone will be kind enough to check my teeth.

Originally posted by Arsenal
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

and a big thing in your face

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I'm sensing something about you...although I could be wrong.

Well, you can't use the Force on a symbiote- that's mixing genres. That's a fantasy no-no.

Originally posted by fever red
Well, you can't use the Force on a symbiote- that's mixing genres. That's a fantasy no-no.

No no darlin...just something I want to test out on you, but I would need 4 hours, some hot wax and a lot of leather to find out.

and a big thing in your face

You get sprung.

Wanna pull up front cuz you notice
that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

my friends and I like to change the words to the song...

i like big ***** and I can not lie, you other sisters can't deny

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
No no darlin...just something I want to test out on you, but I would need 4 hours, some hot wax and a lot of leather to find out.

__Heheheh- you DON'T have those things at hand? Do you also lack indoor plumbing? Oh, right, you're a Moose.
__I'm a symbiote...
Well, do ONE thing for me...check my teeth? The back right 33rd fang- my sweet tooth- it's aching...

Originally posted by fever red
__Heheheh- you DON'T have those things at hand? Do you also lack indoor plumbing? Oh, right, you're a Moose.
__I'm a symbiote...
Well, do ONE thing for me...check my teeth? The back right 33rd fang- my sweet tooth- it's aching...

SO, red....loyal disciple....when will you be able to do my bidding? 馃槚hifty:

Originally posted by Arsenal
Canadian Moose. He's the only moose with balls big enough to say that.

I voted Ass Master tongue I borrowed Scott's balls 馃槉

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
No no darlin...just something I want to test out on you, but I would need 4 hours, some hot wax and a lot of leather to find out.

馃槕 Seriously now, I leave for such a short time.

Originally posted by Syren
馃槕 Seriously now, I leave for such a short time.

And if you didn't leave, none of it would happen.

What's the answer?

Stay here the WHOLE time I'm here.

馃槅 Yes, I will chain myself to the school computer!!

"I shall not, I shall not be moved!" toot

Originally posted by Syren
I voted Ass Master tongue I borrowed Scott's balls 馃槉

Thanks. cry

Runs away flailing his arms around blubbering like a girl....

You've been Thael'dban2

*hugs*

You're a muppet.

You really think I'm a muppet? 馃槙

*hugs back*

I'm totally stoked for mayhem, Thael.
What city shall I devastate in a symbiotic rampage? Which lovely starlets shall I bring to you (may I taste them first? Just a nibble? Ok, one lick?)? Which heroes shall I bring to their knees?!!

Look, you don't come up with something soon, I'm just gonna go back to free-lance.