"It goes all the way up to the Pentagon!"

I won't 😊

you're my savior 😊

What's better.... a saviour or a hero?

it depends from the situation of course 😉

You're my third favourite Belgian in the whoooooole wide world, you know that? 😱

wow... what a competition, I'm insulted actually cry

for a country that doesn't exist, that's actually pretty poor ✅

yeah but still only third... I should get rid of the competition 😱

but you're still my number one random binary friend 😄

goody, I beated my alter-ego TinyTim 😛

I like Tim more than you ✅ But he's not random 😛 his replies are based on some cheap AI

so yet again I don't take up first spot cry

you're first one my "number one randomised friend list" 😄

I'm also last cause it only contains one name 😛

Aye, that be true

but I'll get the pentagon to arrest you 😱

Pfft, they'll never catch me 😛

but they get inside information 😉

but I'm OUTside

that's why the info will be even better 😱