The Mash Potoas hit the Joker flat in the face. A big sound yelled "Food fight" And inmates start to ruff house, Guards are getting clobber and order is out of controll.
Joker look at Ivy and said, you have no ideal what plan I have for Gotham. Joker took out his noodles and thown it at Ivy.
Joker said I wanted to caught, Because I need Arkham, for my super plan, To get into Arkham, I must be caught. Joker than took out a bowl of soup, Do you want soup with your Noodles??
Ivy took some Ketchup and thown it to the Joker's Face. What do you mean Yelled Ivy.
Joker than pick up a group of olives and said you rember when Bane broke us out of Arkham. And send us FREE, and that was the time Batman was beaten for the first and only time??? Laugh the Joker.
He thown the olives at Ivy.
Joker drop his food, and said, Well Bane did not just break us out, He used missles. said the Joker, Arkham wanted to make sure that no other villian will over power them like Bane did said the Joker.
So they higher the defenses of Arkham, laugh the Joker. They have missles lanchers, that could hit anywere in Gotham said the Joker, It was top secret, until One of my inside boys found out about it said the Joker. A whole fort right in our hands, and all we have to do is take over Arkham. Joker look up and said Thnks Bane for giving Arkham the ideal to higher there defenses with missles.
If we controll Arkham and the missles said Joker, We can have major unban tagging on a grand scale.
Your in said the Joker, I need you to used your plant like powers to take over the Guards minds, I send the inmates free, and we over run Arkham. Use your womanly ways Ivy laugh the Joker.
After they had there plan work out, The guard over power the inmates, and lock evey inmate in the lunch room back in there cells.
( Joker and Ivy are in there cells)
*The guard some in to check Ivy's cell. Now was her chance*
"Hey there big boy. Want to come and give me a kiss?" said Ivy
*of course the guard could not resist. He was a guy that no girls ever hit on. So he gave her a kiss. While kissing her. Ivy took his keys. Then suddenly the guard fell to the floor*
"Men!" said ivy
*then he got out of her cell. Got Harley out of her's. Then looked at the Joker in his*
Joker took out a pin that he nike in his hair,, He pull it out and unlock the cell.
Joker look at Ivy, Good going girls,
Joker pick up the Gun, and said, I set the inmates free, You take care of the guards, and please take there weapons, We need to put these inmates in order. How many of use can controll Killer Crock and such?? They are as insane as us.
Ha Ha Hs.
Joker said, Ok Ivy find the missles,.
Joker ran to cell to cell freeing the most insane villians known to man,
Twoface, Killer Crock, And others. Joker said to them, Me and Ivy has hatch a evil plan, Do as your told, or you might just eat a bullet laugh the Joker,
The villians Over power the guards. After a few mins of fighting the guards were beaten.
Joker look at Ivy, we need to find thsos missles. Arkham is ours Ha Ha.
Ivy- *grabs one of the guards. Looks at him suggestively. Blows a tiny bit of power on him, not a lot because she did not want him dead*
"show me where the missles are" said ivy
*the guard started to walk off, and Ivy followed. Then all the sudden they went down a level to the lowest level in fact. There was a room, and he entered a code, and the another door opened. Inside were missles everywhere. The people inside the room started to attack*
Joker walk in and said to the people, You dont want to do that,
When the people saw it was the Joker, They ran in fear. OH said the Joker, I do loved being evil. Joker look at the inmates, Guys we still need you, Take the guards weapons and guard Arkham. We dont want a bat to mess with our fun. Laugh the Joker.
Ivy thinks for your help. I will make you 2nd in common. I bomb first said the Joker. And after my target, You get to pick a target, Than Harley picks a target. laugh the Joker.
Joker look at a map of Gotham, MMMM, HUH Wayne Manner, said the Joker, It is Wayne keeping insane guys like me down, Not any more laugh the Joker. The Joker hit a big red button,
And a Missle came out of Arkham aiming for Wayne manner, The missle hit the building destoring half the building, Af the butler was hurt, badly.
He was shock to see Wayne Manner hit by a missle.
"Oh gosh. This doesn't look good." said Tim to Alfred. "Alfred...you ok? Alfred!" Tim turned Alfred over to see him out cold. "Where's Bruce? I can't do any of this alone." Tim then ran to the Batcave to try and find Bruce. "He isn't here." said Tim. "I don't have time. I need to find out where that missile came from." Tim then changed into costume and rode away on his Red Bird motorcycle.
Good going Harley Girl laugh the Joker, With that shot, maybe 1000's had died, by the gases. Why did I not think of it said the Joker.
MMMM my turn, The Joker look back at the map, Now what part of Gotham, should we bomb next??
Ha, The down town MAll, Should be 10000s of of people shopping laugh the Joker, But lets do something a bit diff, Joker went to the missle luncher and open the missle, He took out the wires that explouded the missle, when it lands.
And replace it with his deadly Joker Vemeon. I want them shoppers to die laughing said the Joker.
The Joker hit the button, and the missle hit the mall, But instand of a boom., It put out the gas, it went all over the mall, making 1000s of shoppers laughing, and dieing.
Now this is a good time said the Joker.