KMC's 'I-Play-Trumpet-And-You-Don't-so-NYA' Cult

well go out to a music store tomarrow, pretend you want to buy one, blow in it, and VIOLA! Your in the cult! 😱

Just helpin blow up your cult

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Oh wait I played the recorder in school 😄

recorder = not trumpet 😬

I want in this cult dammit 🙁

have you played a trombone, tuba, baraotone...any brass instrument?

Oh my friend had a tuba once.I played with that a few times 😄

congratulations!!

you are person #3 to join! 😊

Thank you kindly 😄

I think I'll have a cigar to celebrate:

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So whats the benefits of this cult???

benefits? pfft. youre kidding right?

no. i havent thoguht them up yet....😈

Get some.........or I'll peel the flesh off your bones 😉

*runs to drawing board*

I'll have a drink while I'm waiting 😎

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Hey you stop boozing and get some benefits for this place 😠 😛 💃

before i work on the benefits...

pick a sig, which one's better?

1.

2.

Definitely 2

ok, thank you 😊

*goes back to drawing board*