kiddnap or kill me

Started by Jackie Malfoy2 pages

You are off my list.You prove yourself nice and all.Now all I need is a plan to kidnap you English.But how?(Goes to another room with a pen and paper!)lol!JM

Ooo, I'll SO help.

(Rolls eyes)You should be grateful!JM

I'm slavishly so, for you...with me at your side, we will bring the KMC world to its knees with the List of Doom.
Seriously, you're so d@mn feisty...let us make the Mutha of all Lists!

I work alone!Sorry to put down your offer!lol!It would be nice to see people fall in fear at the sight of my list!lol!JM

D@mn- Cajun Red...rejeksho'n!

Back to topic- before I decide to kidnap or kill, I'll need information...

dont kidnapp me just kill me. then all the prolbems will just go away.

I'm sorry, Honey. You don't understand how this works...you put yourself out there, and now you find yourself tied in a chair. My associate and I will decide what's to be done with you.
NOW...
*pulls out another chair and straddles it*
Let's just talk, you and me...I won't kill someone so imaginative without good cause. There's too many dull ones.

hahahahaha

Originally posted by fever red
I'm sorry, Honey. You don't understand how this works...you put yourself out there, and now you find yourself tied in a chair. My associate and I will decide what's to be done with you.
NOW...
*pulls out another chair and straddles it*
Let's just talk, you and me...I won't kill someone so imaginative without good cause. There's too many dull ones.

how about the fact that its easier to do away with me than than holding me captive. you know you want to beat the shitt out of me. you like the taste of blood. or yu could be merciful and just plugg me in the back of the head. then cut me up put me in your freezerlike jeffery dommer. you can use an empty syringe and pump an air buble into my veings. that would do the trick. you want a good cause? here it is. my life is not worth living. its one kind of pain to the next kind of pain. i'm the one no one misses on a feildtrip. i could disapear and no one would know for a long while. i'm the person who is in the back ground and not noticed, like i don't exist. I'm the person who loses the ones she loves in one way or other ways. im the one who tries to be normal and tries to be the 24 year old that i am and fails. i'm the one who gets to watch the happy endings and hate the ones who recieve it. i don't make the world a better place and i don't ruin it. i jjust exist in it, like a shadow. thats my reasons but you can make up your own. i complain too much. cry too much. have a tendency to be overdramatic. i think chuck norris is hot. most people think i'm crazy for that one. i look at you the wrong way. i'm secrectly planning world domination and leaving you out of it. i have incriminating evidence theat you were with drew carey the night someone tried to kill him. i have the sex video. your on my murder list. i have two unmatching socks on. just pick something. i bet it will make me laugh.
ignore the part where i feel sorry for myself. its been a bad month so far.

Well, I noticed you...and D@mn, can you ever post up a storm. I am impressed, girl...sorry, no killing. Things will get better.
*unties Rogue*
No kidnapping, either...talk to you later!

LOL!I am still ploting too how I can do this kidnapping!JM