HP Pick-up Lines!
Okay, I admit... this is stolen from another site... but its still fun anyways, so cheers!
1 - Baby, when I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you and me together.
2 - Your remembral must be red, coz you forgot to take me home last night.
3 - Wanna snuggle with a Muggle?
4 - My boggart would be -- you -- walking away from me.
5 - Who needs a love potion? Your magic works just fine on me.
6 - I'm a seeker, but I'll chase you any day of the week.
7 - I wish this hat could sort you into my life.
8 - OH NO! I'm being petrified! Oh wait... it's just you.
9 - Baby, you can whomp my willow any time!
10 - Baby, I'd break INTO Azkaban for you!
11 - Would you like to bring the Shrieking Shack back to life?
12 - Hey, wanna help me spice up old Grimmauld place?
13 - Are you from Slytherin? Coz you've been "slytherin" thru my mind all day!
14 - Should we use the time turner so you can fall in love with me at first sight?
15 - Are you part Veela?
16 - You know, you're the best looking witch in your coven.
17 - Mind if I transfigure you into a kangaroo joey? that way you've got an excuse for hopping into my pouch..
18 - I'm a wizard, you're not -- what do you say we create our own half-blood prince?
19 - You're so beautiful, you make my wingardium.. leviosa. C'mon baby, swish and flick!
20 - So how did you transfigure yourself into an Angel?
21 - Can I buy you?..... a butterbeer?
22 - Do you have any pureblood in you? Want some?
23 - Tickle my pears and I'll open for you!
24 - Justin Finch-Fletchley: "Hi, I'm Justin... Justincredible."
25 - Are you a metamorphmagus, or are you that naturally attractive?
26 - Could I ask you to write your felly-tone number down on this bit of fabulously smooth parchment?
27 - Hey, can you help me with this Robe-Removal curse?
28 - Can't wait to go diagon-ally with you!
29 - I think you got more sweets than Honeydukes.
But here’s the killer… Hi, I'm Harry Potter!