A Christmas Story

so then santa came

and raped rudolph

and they had a baby

and sexually molested a velvet clown's dragon scorched penis

and Christmas was saved

But something was still bothering Johnny

Or was it?Snow came just then and the little boy now wiht the brain in his head looked outside."Now Santa will never come"He hates yellow snow!
It was indeed snowing yellow snow through the little boy did not know why or want to know why!lolJM

so hes like I MUST BE SANTA AND HE JUMPED OFF A BUILDING OF T

The house and broke his leg.It hurt like hell.But no one heard him yell for help.His brain came out just then and said to him "I will get help"And off the brain went t o get help for the little boy.
Just then santa came and said

HOHOHO U can kiss ur Life good bye, (He had been drining to much) and pulled out an ozie

, Johnny decided from that day on, to never do acid on Christmas eve, but something wasnt right/..........

for... Santa was in bed next to hime wareing noting but a fr=emale condome

but then a peice of un cooked steak fell in his anus

it was odd espeshelly cause their was a live addence infrount of him

cheering for mud wrestling

and he had c cup boobs and no dick

where the hell are we going with this

I dont know I thought u had a plan

hmm, then Vanilla Ice came by....

and then they mud whresuled naked