My fave is this one:
Dookus son begins an empirial uprising for the final trilogy!!! after getting a large following of ex storm troopers ect.. he is finally able to build his fathers ultimate weapon A Cloked Death Star!! he is able the position it at any point in the galaxy without notice and begins destroying planets. The final scene of the final movies will be Luke and an army of his Jedi in training VS Dookus son (who takes the "count" title) and in an awsome display of power Dooku implodes the death star killing all Jedi and All sith, thus fullfilling his fathers dream of destroying the Jedi forever!!! and yes he kills Leah along the way!!