mutants are real

I'm a mutant too. Seriously, its not funny.

Thats right, I have the power to control toxic gases that shoot out of my backside. beware!

Im a mutant, I own several Elvis LP's

Originally posted by Ronny
she could have Mental issues

What I find funny is that technically, even the serious people that are showing concern can't be helping her self-esteem by implying that she is literally insane or 'retarted'.

Originally posted by Myth
What I find funny is that technically, even the serious people that are showing concern can't be helping her self-esteem by implying that she is literally insane or 'retarted'.

I am a Mutant.

I stand 6'7" tall.
I am naturally lean and muscular.
I can run 30 mph.
I have the hand speed of a welterweight boxer.
I have 30 muscles that 90% of the population does not possess
I have an i.q. of 170.
I scored in the top 1%-3% in all of my achievement tests.
I have photographic reflexes
I have a very high pain threshold.
I heal twice as fast as others.
I have never broken a bone.
I have never lost a fight.
I have defeated 5 men at one time and never received a scratch.

I do not present these things to brag or appear condescending. They are merely statements of fact. I, like anyone else, have flaws and idiosyncrasies just as we all do. I sincerely hope that this evidence does not create any ill will or enmity between myself and anyone participating in these forums. Please excuse any grammatical errors, I do not claim to be an English major.

This world is really f*cked up. Seriously 😐

btw, you kno i can control my tension and heartbeat. I scared a doctor once 😂
Now can i be a part of your group 😂 ?

I have a weirdly high pain threshold, I can get beat to a bloody pulp and cut myself a lot.

Me to i am also faste then any i have ever faced, but i do not consider my self a mutant

guys, do you think the 'threadstarter' was serious 😬?

im not saying 'serious' as in she really is a "mutant" 🙄
...she could have just made this thread as a joke, just to piss ppl off

I think we figured, it was a question, not a statement.

s/he seemed to be, read some of the earlyer posts

Why do you not hold any world sprinting record Black avenger?
Also please name the 30 muscles that you have that 90% of us don't have. If you have an iq of 170 we should not be concerned with spelling or gramitical errors because there should be none.

What the hell are photographic reflexes? You move so fast it can only be caught on film or you move so slow you look like merely a pic of someone than an actual person.

Yes you are a mutant, because you seem to be made entirely of bullsh*t.

i dont know; maybe she's just faking.
It isnt possible for a human being to be so obsessed.
Or is it?

nope i talked to her on aim and she was dead serious....i think she would have told us if she was joking from all the bashing she received....the only mutants that are real are like albinos and stuff....having a mutation to control fire is completely farfetched...when i was talking to her, she said she was reborn into her mother and she had another family far far away so i said on a different continent? and she said something like that........i dont believe anything she says about herself personally...............also, its funny that everytime she says something to bash us, she spells it wrong(idiet, or retarts) lol

He's just very arrogant and really proud of himself.

BlackAvenger, do you expect a prize?

hey blackavenger, you are so good at everything, wanna cookie?

^ thats kinda what i said 😐