My H A P Y birthday
On this usually joyious day,
i've been feeling unusually grey,
but then i heard somebody say,
Have a H A P Ybirthday!
The sky outside was awfly blue.
And you know what? I was too.
My dumb butt wrote this. It's true!
My H A P Y birthday.
This morn i wasn't feeling well.
Twas to be happy? I couldn't tell.
And so what? I can not spell.
On my H A P Y birthday.
My dumb computer doesn't work.
Guys at work were being jerks.
Excuses, I spelled it wrong for perks.
This H A P Y birthday.
I ate food from Capt'n D's uh-oh
Now this part you don't want to know.
I puked it up. Oh there it goes.
Trashed my H A P Y birthday.
I got a gift from my next door Aunt.
$20 i will soon flaunt.
And buy me something that i want.
After this H A P Y birthday.
Outside i found a shiny quarter.
Soon my eyes began to water.
It was sent to me by my late father.
Which saved my H A P Y birthday.