Y'arrr!

pirate

Avas, me matey! Talk like a pirate in this thread!

Originally posted by ***S***
pirate

Avas, me matey! Talk like a pirate in this thread!

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

pirate

16 Men on a dead mans stomach... or... no, wait... what is that?

ITS DOESNT MATTER, I AM A PIRATE! Y'ARRR!

there isn't a thread like that already? 🤨

Y'ARRR 🏴‍☠️

🥷yes clovie...there is but what the hell

Not in the Off-Topic.

okay 👀

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! YAR! I SAY!.....yar!......YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
*takes off peg leg and starts beating pet parrot with it*
YAR! Polly! How many a times hst i told yeh to keep yer feathery arse outs of me rum bottle! Yeh good far nuttin, scrungy ole scally wag! YAAAAAAAAR!

🏴‍☠️

Aye.

Me pirate is a scally-wag, too. The plank with him!

yarr! feed his arse to the sharks! They be needing a meal about this noon! YARRRRRRRRRR*cough, choke* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I must reallly stop smoking me tobacco!

Aye,

...wheres me hat? Whats a pirate if he aint got a hat?

A hatless pirate? Bollocs I tell thee! Yarr! Get this man his hat! Lest I cut off your legs! YAAAAAR!

Shiver me timbers 🏴‍☠️

im the pirate captian! arrrr pirate2

Ay Capin Permission to come abored!!

Y'arr. This thread be a good one, says I.

YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Oiy!

Lets find some treasure

YAARRR!

I be hearing the treasure is out at skull island, matey.