The Yo'Mama Game

Ya mama so stupid, she try to read the newspaper, she reads it upside down.
Boo yaka shar.
Yes.

yo'mamas so fat i ran out of petrol trying to swerve round her

Your momma is so fat when she wares a yellow rain coat people shout taxi at her

yo mama so fat that when i look out of my window to see the night sky, i see 2 large moons

yo mama's so fat, her ass should have it's own congress.

Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to go see a nc-17 movie, she ran back home and brought 16 of her friends to the theater

Yo mama is so fat, she is fatter than other people!

ur momas so stupid came up with that^

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mammas so ugly she makes blind kids cry

Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

yo mama so dumb she put matresses down so she wouldnt hurt herself trying to commit suicide by jumping off the first floor

yo mamma so fat, when she travels she has to make two journey's

yo mamma so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting her