The "I tripped walking out of my front door and cracked my head on a rock" Cult

😱

did ya really? i hit mine of a plantpot, then the floor, does that count?

Sure! ✅

YAY!

I guess no one else tripped out of their front door and cracked their head on a rock. 🙁

.................

Ok, seriously, stop.

my cult is so much better.........

Mane, I didn't trip, but I'll worship those who did- feel better? Now, can I be the treasurer? Just, ah, hand me the money, and I'll keep it safe...

I tripped and hit my head on a bottle of mustard...does that count?

You betcha. 😉

And yes, Kate, here's the mon-- wait just a minute! 😒

i tripped..and i always trip(im think im cursed o.o)...i never hurt my head though...
does that count? cry

well i ran after a mouse in the dark and smacked my head off a door.

Your head came off 😖 ?

I fall alt the time