KMC Kilt Company

You ALL need kilts.

__I've noticed a recent spate of gender dysphoria here. Endemic, epidemic, epic... First, English Moosette is a man, TH. Then, Telpy is a man, Bob (my Uncle, no doubt). Then, Furryman is a woman, Tania. A furry woman, I suppose.
__Well, there's only one RIGHT way to deal effectively with gender dysphoria. You ALL need kilts.
__So get your kilts here!
__Now, the Scots have different kilts for each clan, different colors, and patterns...Clan KMC will have to choose its colors.
__Suggestions?
__I have a couple:
__Plaid composed of a black stripe of the letters KMCKMCKMC, on a rainbow ground?
__Red? Lots of Red? More Red (some colors are more equal than others)?

Anyway, buy a kilt- they're Dashing with a white T and some black Docs, totally non-gender assumptive, and kind to the animals (woven of 100% pure symbiote wool- really!- honest!- what? You don't think I'd felt it out of dryer lint and dye it with Manic Panic, do you?)

*busts in and starts playing bass, totally disregarding what fever red has said*

Hey, that's about the spirit this SHOULD be taken in...

Here's my family tartan, Macleod of Lewis!

Ok I'll try again but attach it this time... 😮

Nice. I see it has Red in it. I would be very proud.
Any suggestions for a KMC pattern?

Originally posted by fever red
Nice. I see it has Red in it. I would be very proud.
Any suggestions for a KMC pattern?

throw as many colours in as possible, design with a street pizza pattern and it will be just super!

Hey fever red, if you like red tartan the MacLeod clan also have a red tartan...

Street Pizza? I'm lost...LOL- fashion design just isn't your thing once you go symbiote. I'm stuck re-visiting the same old civvies every time I try to assume a low profile, just no imagination left when you spend all day extruding various weapons from yourself...Hell, I need a kilt. Then I could kick Spidey's @ss.

Ah, red n' black...classic.

😂 fashion isn't my thing either what with being a wolf and all...

Street Pizza = Psychadelic Yawn = Pavement Painting = Vomiting after too much beer and food... 😘

Ah, man, I'm SLOW tonight...
*visualizes wolf in kilt* D@mn, that looks killer- I'll bet you could take Spidey...

You and me, the bug squad... 🤘

Heheheh- first, we'll need kilts- but, then we'll need a name that will demoralize the city during our rampage. The Sinister Kilts?

__Oh, on the Villainry note, I have sadness to report. My bro just called to report that he can't get my X-mas present- sharks with lasor-beams attached- onto his flight home. The lasors would violate current federal air traffic safety guidelines. The lapful of sharks is good to go, however, as long as they stay in the pet carrier.

*makes up a sinister bassline for the sinister kilts*

I love my bass.

I've allready decided, I'm gonna wear a Kacki Kilt to school one day,
(yea I know Kacki isn't Clan-ish or whatever but my school has a uniform...)

I wanna join!

What color kilt do you think I should wear Kate?

Cen you design a drinking monkey, like in my avvy, to be wearing a yellow kilt? And you know those barret type hats, with the little fluff ball on top, they wear as well? Can you put a yellow one of those on his head? Then put that on a green, blue an black kilt. My clan name? Clan Mc Scotch!!

The Sinister Kilt Klan - I like... 😈

I've just ordered a shipment of genetically modified sea bass with bad attitudes. We can release them in the local water supply so that when people fill their baths they'll get a nice surprise...

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
I wanna join!

What color kilt do you think I should wear Kate?

Green plaid is classic and HOT...