The Acadamy Awards

Could have added some drama to it.

Gundark, in the original script from 1981 (I think it was) the MF got burned, but in the original movie and the SE it's very clear that they survive

Oh really???? And Lando arriving at that Ewok party didn't give that away, eh? 🙄

You know yerss is getting serious when he uses my full name.

I know all that silly. I said I hadn't seen the special edition. 😛

that was actually Lando's evil twin brother, Lancos Calrissian, it's explained in the novelisation 😛

Of course. It all makes sense now. 😂

indeed!
Reminds me of Han's evil twin 🙄

This is where you kill him, Gundy dear. 😄

what? I told the truth for once!

no one belives the truth, it is out there somewhere though

*starts humming the x-files theme*

*waves ufo over toward yerssot to pick him up*

*activates tractor beam*

*studies alien implants*

Ooooooo.....they look real painful.

Better remove them in likewise manner. 😈

Tries to comunicate with aliens

"Björk Björk!"
*points at Texas*
*alien goes to Texas*

*gives Tex a new t-shirt that says "aliens-please pick me up" *

He's going wild. Take them out now!

No way.

*attaches Death Star-size electrodes*

I've hardly begun.

*Han Solo voice* This is where the fun begins.