Attention! Emergency!!

I've lost my pants again.

I had them this morning and now they are gone.

Has anyone seen them?

Size 98 waist, 4 legged cargo pants, has C. Moose on the inside tag.

If you find them, please kindly return them.

*sits and crosses his legs*

Your pant?Oh yea I ate them with some salt and peper.If you want them you would have to make me barf it up!lol!JM

or he could put on a pair of gloves get some lube and it em back the other way 😆

I ate your pants with a nice chianti and some fava beans.

well actuall I've got them 😈

If you want them back you've got to pay the monkey mans ransome!

haven't seen them 😛

Why would you need pants? I would think walking around naked is more normal for a moose.

The last time I lost them I found them a week later...a family of 5 were using them for a tent...

*rocks in my rocking chair and begins sewing some new pants for moose*

Originally posted by shellie
*rocks in my rocking chair and begins sewing some new pants for moose*

Thanks...gramma... 😑 😛

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
The last time I lost them I found them a week later...a family of 5 were using them for a tent...

Was that after the time I stole them?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Thanks...gramma... 😑 😛

* continues sewing*

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Was that after the time I stole them?

Indeed it was.
Yeah...you've stolen my pants before. Is there something you're trying to tell me?

Shellie, interrogate her!

Originally posted by shellie
hmmm...WHAT!? !?SPEAK UP dear one....

* continues sewing*

nothing

hey I lost my favorite thong pink and said Sweety on it and they just grew legs and walked away

I think it was the fashion police...

Originally posted by Raz
I think it was the fashion police...

Oh, and you insult now too!

It's not enough being a bad ass, moderating, pretty face any more, you gotta take your jabs at a pantless moose?

Shaaaame on you Raz....Shame...

HUH?

Originally posted by CherryPie
hey I lost my favorite thong pink and said Sweety on it and they just grew legs and walked away

That's what happens when you wear them for 3 months straight.

Im wearing um now