Fire the person below you! (but give the reason first)

Started by The Tired Hiker5 pages

Fire the person below you! (but give the reason first)

I'll go first!

You just aren't living up to my company's level of expectations. You're fired! 馃槺

:'(

You're ugly. You're fired.

Ouch!

You have worn the same clothes to work for two weeks straight without washing them. Your fired.

We think your attitude towards minorities is just not the same our company supports. YOU DAMN RACIST
YOU'RE FIRED.
NEVER COME BACK ****ER.

you smell bad...your fired

You slept with my Dog. You're Fired

But it was my dog... so it isn't cheating! 馃憞

I heard through the grape vine that you were making faces behind my back, sleeping on the job, and had sexual relations on your desk with the cleaning lady... who is a 64 year old illegal alien name Roseletta.

I'm going to have to let you go.

ermmI swear she came on to me!!!

You have a really bad reputation of being homosexual with our other employees and I just plain don't like you!!!!! 馃槇

Your fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!blowup

You might need to call him fireman because your fired!!!!!!!!!!!!!hysterical

Dont blame me Im just an angel....angel_not!!!!!!!

I can change really I can!You use the same lame excuses that you use in school YOU ARE FIRED!JMlol!

You work to hard, the others including myself can't keep up with that. You are fired!!

You inventory numbers are always wrong! Hit the road.....You are Fired!

good morning,
the reason that i have asked you to my office is for the good of the company. As you are well aware, we here have a strict dresscode. Now weve had many complaints about you not following our standers. We've had a discussion about this before. this is the third time in fact. I've been a good boss and i'd let some of this slide, but i can no longer abide one of my accountents come to work in a tutu and a big fruit hat. That hit the limit of my patience. It distracts the coustomers and your office mates to be distracted. Wee've lost may accounts because of this. Your numbers are all wrong half of the time and the other half your giving money away. Your fired, so collect your things and get the hell out of the office. No, wait, even better, Get the hell out of my building before some else sees you in that montrosity that you call fashion and it spreads like a disease and poisions the atmosphere around here and i loose more money.

馃槀

You're fired because you don't like peanut butter, biatch! 馃槧

Ever since you've made that sex change you have been wearing panties on your head. your fired.

I didn't expect you to bring a crocodile for Pet's Day! You're fired!

sorry, no flat chested people allowed! you're fired!

wait you are not a woman .... but yest ...yesterday urks you are FIRED

I have told you before, thats is not an appropriate use for a stapler your fired!!!

Your mother's a ****. you're fired.

How many time do i have to tell you to stop stealing office supplies, this is the last draw your fired!!!