Santa Claus IS coming to town
Wowser I actually got a message from the real life Santa!
That is of course, if the real life Santa is a camp, drugged up loser who hates himself enough to call random people and offer them 'free' vacations...
Check this out, this was an actual message left on my answer phone. It's probably the campest, lamest thing I've heard in my life. It's priceless blushing