The Real Truth About Jolly Ol' St. Nick
Santa Claus isnt really the nice man that he seems to be. Naughty children dont even recieve coal from him "God damn it, I need this shit, its cold up there." So what he does is eat children, he rips their flesh.
Heheheh we made that up at school, my friend Scott drew a pic of it too.
st, nick or as laa know him traveled around christmas time to vist families ad give the children some home made toys. After one such ride he was leaving to go to the next house or home and there came to be a blizzard and he was never heard from again. _true story
there is no santa claus with the merry hohoho's or flying reindeer. That hs never existed and it will not. And i am notforgetting the fact that that a man named santa clause died recently. But he had a birth and was a regular person, whose parents foolishly let their two year old daughter name him when he was born.