just a holiday question

well which should it be

elves killed him

yes that would be great if it was a book........."The Assassination of Santa Claus" some big investigation like the JFK documents

No, Freak Accidents are cool
Like Final Destination wise.

Santa OD's

The elves already hired me to be the hitman.

I think he became a street bum:

http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/bad_santa.jpg

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
The elves already hired me to be the hitman.

Assassinated by his elves

Originally posted by Drifter101
how much is the pay

I'm getting paid $50,000 -- $20,000 now, $30,000 when the job's done.

how did or will u kill him

I can't give away my methods, now can I....