Drunk Irish Brilliance!!!

Have any of you guys seen the guinnes commercials with the 2 dudes coming up with ideas then that one dude yells BRILLIANT! i love those. and the quiznos commercials with the little rat dudes. New quiznos subs!

sponge monkeys?

Irish Drinking Toast:
Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.

Another Irish Drinking Toast;

Here's to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
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Ah one more:

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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See the Irish were Brilliant people. I mean who else could have come up with that stuff. Besides Scottish people 🙂

JUST one more:
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!

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I'm determined to keep this thread going...so I'll just talk to myself...sad yes I know... 😖

Originally posted by theReject
Irish Drinking Toast:
Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.

I have heard that somewhere... but i cant remeber.

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An old Irish/Scotch drinking song.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The night yeh said me wife was fat
I knocked yeh down an' shit in your hat.
Away we go with 'em critters
Away.
An' then your drinking until your in your 60's and your on a diolisis machine
Listenin' to olde times and doin' Irish flatline

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

-Coughs-
Quite!

🙂 I liked it.

Thats why I watch Robin Williams Live on Broadway...

mmk

Deck the Halls with Irish Drinking toasts
Fa RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA
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Cheers 🍺

😆 This picture cracks me up.

...a wee little man is sitting on me porch....😐