Dear President Bush,
Is your strategery of systematically invading countries for thier oil working? What's that? You don't know what systematically means? Do you need Tony Blair and Dick Cheney to come over and read it for you? You do know Cheney's daughter is a lesbian, right? That's a minority - maybe you want to take her rights away too?
- Mike
Originally posted by BackFire
To: The president of WalmartYour store sucks, fat ugly people with strange deformities shop there all the time and it is unpleasant to look at. Plus I get tired of being greeted by senior citizens when I enter your store.
Since there are so many fat people who shop there you should make the isles thicker, one time I was in your store and this fat lady was in front of me, I couldn't pass her because she took up the whole isle, I turned around and there was another fat lady taking up the whole isle in the other direction, so I had to stand there and wait for them to leave the isle so I could go home a puke.
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Originally posted by Raven Guardia
let me guess, you have your head up George Bushes ass and believe all the crap he feeds you......just proves your another American with an IQ of 20.
Oh how i love the little girls who know nothing and just love to jump on the bandwagon.."you hate bush? OO ME TO ME TO!!!"
Originally posted by KidRock
Oh how i love the little girls who know nothing and just love to jump on the bandwagon.."you hate bush? OO ME TO ME TO!!!"
You know, I was going to say something about the poser (oops, I meant poster) in question, but then I saw the Care Bears sig and knew that she was one of the smarter ones of the knowitall teen rebel b-s whateveryouwannacallit generation.
Originally posted by KidRock
Oh how i love the little girls who know nothing and just love to jump on the bandwagon.."you hate bush? OO ME TO ME TO!!!"
How is it that being a female under the age of 20 who has politically liberal views automatically qualifies you as a teeny bopper who gets their news from Simple Plan and Eminem CD's? You have absolutely no way of knowing that she didn't have liberal views long before politics became the current trend. I don't know about you and your badass jock friends, but I have been interested in politics since I was 10, and obviously I wasn't jumping on any bandwagon, since there was none to jump onto back then. So unless you have something useful to say, take your racist, sexist, homophobic comments somewhere else.
Originally posted by Darth Revan
How is it that being a female under the age of 20 who has politically liberal views automatically qualifies you as a teeny bopper who gets their news from Simple Plan and Eminem CD's? You have absolutely no way of knowing that she didn't have liberal views long before politics became the current trend. I don't know about you and your badass jock friends, but I have been interested in politics since I was 10, and obviously I wasn't jumping on any bandwagon, since there was none to jump onto back then. So unless you have something useful to say, take your racist, sexist, homophobic comments somewhere else.
please point out how i am a racist sexist homophobic? k thanks.
Dear Miller Brewing Company,
I know you don't like being 2nd best because that ultimately makes you the biggest loser, but you need to stop trying to pit yourself up against a superior brewing company like Budweiser. Your pitiful attempt to mock the "King of Beers" by proclaiming yourself the "President of Beers" was a travesty. I can't believe you actually managed to produce a commerical putting a Budweiser Kleidsdale against your ridiculus human spokesperson in an attempt to prove your own product superior. The only thing you managed to prove to the people is that a horse can truly be less of a jack ass than a human being. The animal couldn't even talk and he would have won that debate by a landslide.
Further more, your most recent advertising venture has you penalizing Budweiser drinkers for there clearly superior taste preferences. And once again you have been proven to be dumbasses through your own advertising decisions. This time you have a Budweiser delivery man appear at a bar only to be "flagged" for "intentional taste mask" and "illegal use of the hand cart"...nice try jerk offs, but next time you should try using refs that don't look like complete fairies, and you should just keep the Bud vendor quiet because the 6 words that came out of his mouth were enough to prove Budweiser an awesomer product than your own.
It just goes to show that you can think up all the mediocre commercials that you like, you still can't flag the King baby!
Sincerely,
An alcoholic with taste
Originally posted by Darth Revan
How is it that being a female under the age of 20 who has politically liberal views automatically qualifies you as a teeny bopper who gets their news from Simple Plan and Eminem CD's? You have absolutely no way of knowing that she didn't have liberal views long before politics became the current trend. I don't know about you and your badass jock friends, but I have been interested in politics since I was 10, and obviously I wasn't jumping on any bandwagon, since there was none to jump onto back then. So unless you have something useful to say, take your racist, sexist, homophobic comments somewhere else.
OHhh hes a racist sexist homphobe 🙄