Just as I thought!

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Just as I thought!

Okay, here, we post five (5) words apiece to continue the last post. Please, stay on topic, but be random and funny with your nouns and verbs. i.e., "She sat on her breakfast."

😑

I shall post the first sentence.

I went to the mall...

.....I sat in a chair......

... but it fell apart...

... and i got very hurt...

My A$$ hurts like hell

...but not from the chair...

..from my incessant prognosticative powers..

...which have condemned me from...

....ever sitting on anything again...

...so how am I supposed...

...drive my new car if...

...my buttock burns like hell...

...The doctor prescribed me a...

...painkiller, he said it will...

bring down the swelling on that dookey booty,

and end the suffering. When I went to the shop to pick up some groceries...

(Only supposed to be 5 words apiece, wasn't it? 😖 )

...someone saw my ass and...

(oh yeah.)

...pointed, laughing like a donkey....

...from that stupid movie called...

the urinaters from las angelas