Wouldnt it be cool if?

They strangled me to death because I used the restroom in Victorias Secret

A woman beat me with her shoe because I wouldnt leave the Victorias Secret restroom

They strangled me with a thong for lifting the seat up in the restroom in Victorias Secret

They ate my apple sauce because I gave them a foot message

They drunk my orange juice because I didnt make scrambled eggs

They fed my turtles because I burnt the toast

They beat me with a club because I listened to the song " duality " by slipknot.

Those Bastards!!!!!

I know, I like that song so I listened to it and then I get a club smashed in my face

Where do they live?

In a cardboard box in Egypt

oh, danm it

I say we drown them in camel shit

YES!

Ok I grab the camels and you grab the shit

sure.........wait a minute....

I can ride the camels and you can carry the shit

im not that stupid

Damn, it was a try

See ya R0B I'm going to bed