What was the last thing you said aloud?

"yes."

"We're married claire, and married people have... needs"

"married people sometimes need counselling"

"Marriage counsellors sometimes need shot. Did I say sometimes? I meant all the time?"

"ok bye have fun, call me when you're done"

"you're right."

"I don't get it!?"

bye!

"well you're not that good at french so you might benefit from watching this!"

"Phhwpppp".

No wait, that was the last noise my butt made

😖

"we have to ask each other questions!"

"DIE!"

"I DON'T KNOW!!!"

Haven't a notion. 🤨

"this is ****ing shite"

Oh shit...........in reference to the half inch of ice I had to chisel off of my car this morning............

"hurry up!"

"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!! I can play Red Alert 1 on XP!!!"

"David, what is WRONG with you?"

"David, keep annoying your sister and you get a nice shiney coin.

Spoiler:
in the but