What was the last thing you said aloud?

Started by Demarthl24 pages

"152.11 damage?!? that ****in trepor is mad! the other ones only do 5, ****in super monster!!"

"ok"

"finalement!"

*laugh hahahahaaaahha*

"i'm transferring to Ask Jeeves now!"

"NOOOOO!!!!"

ah crap

"oh...there's a blue one here"

"COME ON!"

"oh baby, baby"

"i just found a cool guitar...it's pink and it's love heart shaped!"

Wow, a drink!

*yawned*

"you *****! ARRGGGHH!" i jammed my hand in a drawer

"Dildo only has one L, you dyslexic!!"

"Claire, use a bit less teeth. And stop lifting your head to see the screen."

*laughs out loud*

"Ow! Laughing down their hurts!"

"would you prefer it if i bite you?"

"If you bite you won't get any in return..."