What are you eating right now ?

Grilled cheese.

Oreooo.

philly cheesesteak and curly fries

turkey club sandwich

DiGiorno pizza. awermm

Totinos Pizza. srug

Pizza Hut pizza

I would kill for a P'zone. awermm

I would kill not to have heartburn.

'Tis because you are a lightweight. awermm

I'm just not greasy a Italian who has a daily diet of red sauce.

Thankfully, neither am I. awermm

awepedo

I am of the German and Irish persuasion.

It means my lineage consists of thin, angry, and hungry people.

awermm

Hey, my wife is of Irish/German/Jewish persuasion.

I'm more of the Latino variety.

You're Latino? Awesome! awermm

Yeah. I think so too.

I like it when I go somewhere Hispanics don't normally go, and when white peeps talk to me, it's like they think I'm retarded. haermm

Is it because of your thick Latino accent, senor? awermm

lol no.

I lost that accent at conception.

Do you smell of coconut oil? awermm