KMC Star Ship

Started by R0B500 pages

I had strawberry

Eh, I like apple more...

Well they both rock

May I be one of many crewmates?

Maybe, but you cant be one of RG's pets

True

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Maybe, but you cant be one of RG's pets

Sounds like fun 😖hifty:

yea, now rob just threw up you might want to mop it up

Okey...

And slip pissed on the floor so you might want to mop that up as well

Rob had a bit to much taco bell, so theres a shit swamp in the bathroom, you'll have to take care of that.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Rob had a bit to much taco bell, so theres a shit swamp in the bathroom, you'll have to take care of that.

ahh Sh!t 😂

Slip was looking at star wars animated porn so he turned the carpet white. Good luck getting those stains off

Star wars porn that awsome!!

Heres a magnifying glass, ROB accidentally cut off his penis and he cant find it, better help him out

Slip needs to find his balls, look in the pot of peas on the stove and look for something smaller than the peas and thats it

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Heres a magnifying glass, ROB accidentally cut off his penis and he cant find it, better help him out

Good one Slip 👆

Originally posted by R0B
Slip needs to find his balls, look in the pot of peas on the stove and look for something smaller than the peas and thats it
I'd suggest looking in the jar of grapefruits 😉

Mine are the size of bowling balls

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I'd suggest looking in the jar of grapefruits 😉

Nah a jar M&Ms would be better