there was this duchebag who really wanted to fight me, but the little bastard didnt have the balls to start it. anyhow me and my buddie are in english and he grabs my hat, this fruitcake jump's up in my way so i ***** slap the TASTE right out of this dudes mouth((watch pootie tang, or Dave Chappel for a refernce of the awsomeness of this move)) in front of every body and he started crying all"is my face bleeding" I didnt even hit him that hard. but it was great becuase he was the one who was trying to be all badass, then got put in his place