KMC Mafia

why

I'm a crook of the Mafia. Come back with me. I need help.

*back in Huddersfield*

*sits in desk and awaits any problems*

*receives call from police warden*

📱

how does the police know your a Mafia!!! member

They don't, they're suspicious though. 😕 that's why you're hear. Pretend you're a lawyer.

*Police Warden walks in*

PW: Ah, xyz, how are you.

*acts lawyery*

ill help if anything pops up

*shows handgun to xyz*

*walks in the middle of this*
*keeps cool*
By the way, I haven't been around as often, so feel free to PM me if you need me.

okey dokey

cool.

[whisper]Paradise, I'm havin' trouble with the Huddersfield police[/whisper]

*nods*
*stays unseen in case there's trouble*

xyz: So what's the problem?

PW: There are rumours you are a crook.

xyz: That's impossible. Haven't you heard of the oil company?

PW: You mean the one bought by stolen money!

*PW shows recording*

*switches with video of xyz being a good citizen*

thanks Paradise with your invisibility skills.

*PW is shocked and speachless*

*PW gets angry*

now wait im xyz's lawyer

and im prepared to have u done for accusement

*fades back into the shadows with ninja training*
*levels gun just in case*

PW: But this doesn't make sense.

*xyz calls secretary to remove PW*

Owned.

thanks guys. Now that that's been cleared, how about I offer you all a drink.

Don't mind if I do.