KMC Mafia

but they will turn on us and how can we steal their money

if you want to break the good alliance i just started go ahead im not the one whose head will be paraded around all their towns

so now I'm in Hungary, and it stinks.

thats why i didnt go

We will get arrested if ANY of the mmafias say a word to the police

thats part 2 in the contract if they squeal we squeal even if we have to lieteu42teu42teu42

now there's the Hungarian Mafia and the Austrian Mafia.

The other mafias dont go by contract and they dont keep promises

i no a lot about this cos i av been here since the very start

i held them by gunpoint and told them to sign or ill kill everyone they know

now hang on, I'm allies with these guys. They help us a lot. Now, what's the deal boys?

That's right, go.

Austrian Mafian Boss: There's trouble with the Russians.
xyz: Trouble with Russians?
AMB: Yes.
HMB: Y'see, they're getting really strong and thinking of turning against you and your oil companies!
xyz: Why?
AMB: Well, we kinda stole them from the Russians when you bought them.
xyz: !!!
HMB: Calm down, he said he'll help you and the KMC Mafia!!!
xyz: I don't believe it.

*leaves to Huddersfield*

*cips glass of champagne and smokes cigar*

*comes back with a makeover*

Love the name

✅ Russia's a problem. Should we do something about the Russian mafia?

We wait until we have a got a proper plan

russia have a HUGE mafia and we MUST be careful

what about Italy, Germany, Austria n Hungary? And what about others?

well we can trust them for now

according to ACDC

but we cant tell them anything