God: Sean Connery
Jesus: Tom Cruise
Adam: Robert De Niro
David: Al Pacino
Noah: Ian McKellan
Abraham: Tom Hanks
Moses: Christopher Lee
Mary the virgin: Brittney Spears
Solomon: John Travolta
Sampson: Arnold Schwartzenegga
John the baptist: Will Smith
Eve: Angelina Jolie
Jacob: Bruce Willis
Ezikiel: Sam Jackson
Joseph: Jet Li
A wise man: George W Bush
Originally posted by Lord_AndresEh, I just couldnt picture James Bond being God, Chris Lee would be better.
We all know whos is the best for Moses, he has played him before, and his name is Charlton Heston, I agree on the Sean.C part, him or Chris Lee, they have that buming voice wich is what I imagine God's voice
^That would be more like the Torah.
I think God should be Sean Connery, and the guy from Goodfellas and My Cousin Vinny should be Jesus.
God: Junior!
Jesus: What the f*ck do you want?
Robert DeNiro should be Cain. (Cain kills Able with a rock, because Able is liked more)
George Clooney should be King Solomon, and David should be Matt Damon.
John the Baptist would have to be Chris Rock.
hmm,lol really I'm mean look at what some of the popes have done in their years of reign! More realistic cuz I really can't picture Satan as an old guy I'd say Johnny Depp cuz Satan does mean morning glory and he is supposed to be beautiful or was and I could picture Johnny Depp in that role ugly or beautiful.
They would probably have a 2 part movie for the Old Testament, The Apocrpyl and New Testament each.
Even then a lot of details might be missed.
I recently learned about Jeremiah 2: 20-24. Don't ever recall reading that one before. Which basically says when a woman is hot and ready to go you will know it, as will the rest of any guy looking for it, and no one feels bad about her after she is done being that way. Or presumably when they are done with her.