Punisher vs. James T. Kirk

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Punisher vs. James T. Kirk

Star Date 2401 - Strange space thingy....

A hole has opened up in space, sucking the great Captain James T. Kirk into the past, into combat with none other then The Punisher...

The match takes place in a small deserted village, around which are scattered various weapons both men should be familiar with....

So, who wins?

(And don't worry, the comic Kirk is the same as the TV Kirk, so their aren't any variations in skills etc.)

Kirk for me as long as he can make the cannon first.

Can he rip his shirt?

Kirk wins via flying-ass-attack.

Punisher crumbles to the ground in awe of Captain James T. Kirk.

Castle in "A Piece of the Action" would be gold.

The Kirk fandom is cute and all but Castle knocks his teeth out.

I dunno man, I agree with you about the fandom, but he did take on a lot of "gods".

Castle would probably struggle with Thor, who the Squire of Gothos would figuratively and literally rape.

And even on the lower end, he took it to Khan, who's super human.

Originally posted by cdtm
I dunno man, I agree with you about the fandom, but he did take on a lot of "gods".

Castle would probably struggle with Thor, who the Squire of Gothos would figuratively and literally rape.

And even on the lower end, he took it to Khan, who's super human.

But could do nothing to phrase Khan in the Kevin timeline movie STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS.

Originally posted by lawest9
But could do nothing to phrase Khan in the Kevin timeline movie STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS.

Alternate timeline, same way Injustice Superman gets his butt kicked against Captain Atom and other characters who mainstream Superman never really had a problem with. 🙂

Besides, comparing Cumberpatch Khan to Montalban Khan is like comparing whoever plays James Bond nowadays to Sean Connery Bond.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
Besides, comparing Cumberpatch Khan to Montalban Khan is like comparing whoever plays James Bond nowadays to Sean Connery Bond.
I still count them as Kirk and Khan, although the Khan casting was a poor choice.

Only one Kirk and only one Khan imho.

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
Only one Kirk and only one Khan imho.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Originally posted by Endless Mike
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
😂 Exactly Mike!

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
😂 Exactly Mike!
Spock yelled the same thing in the movie. 😆

Originally posted by lawest9
Spock yelled the same thing in the movie. 😆

But it wasn't nearly as classic.

Originally posted by Endless Mike
But it wasn't nearly as classic.
True.

Originally posted by lawest9
But could do nothing to phrase Khan in the Kevin timeline movie STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS.

We're talking about the real Captain Kirk.

Originally posted by lawest9
I still count them as Kirk and Khan, although the Khan casting was a poor choice.
I see you want to fight me irl! sneer